ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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