I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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