Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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