STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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