well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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