I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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