In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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