So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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