Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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