apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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