i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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