We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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