I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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