the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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