do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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