glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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