so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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