why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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