just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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