do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
high people should be assigned attendants
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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