Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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