The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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