6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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