yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She's the barista slut.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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