You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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