I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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