? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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