Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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