hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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