I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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