Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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