how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i believe in u and ur pee
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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