Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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