butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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