u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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