sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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