i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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