And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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