is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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