Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
time to smoke my breakfast
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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