They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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