Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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