: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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