You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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