You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
