its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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