it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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