Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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