yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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