Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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