Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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