So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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