Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
